All For The Lulz
Mar
17
[Mood:] 
LMFAO.
[Music:] “Sound the Alarm ” by Brightwood
[Novel:] Hunted by P.C. + Kristin Cast
This blog is supposed to be satirical & based off some RAGIN’ CAJUN blogs. 
This is dedicated to all of those who have ever been publicly bashed or criticized unfairly. We’re all sick of being victims of “holier-than-thou” snobs who have nothing better to do but start e-drama. Yes, you started e-drama. Your fault. What one person likes another may dislike & although everyone is entitled to [voice] their opinions, it is unspoken that all should practice common decency or courtesy. Being disrespectful just makes you look like a hateful hag. 
YOU ALL SUCK, PLEASE QUIT LIFE, NOW.
hey guyz im not tryng to be mean im just tryng to help these people becose theyre sites are really reallyyyy bad. please save me the “OMGOSH VIKI YOU ARE SO MEANN YOUR SUCH A BITCH” becos its not like that. dont waist my time. look at my prutty layout. i knowz it is better than all of yorus. click here. the rest of you all suck, please quit life. you can never be as good as me. seiirously. i put the con in content.
Aesthetic Intoxication
10. ookay like wow. are you trying to blind everyone with your bright hues of blue or something? like seriously. like i dont even get what your site name means. does that even reflect your personality? does that even make any sense? i read what your site definition means because im only 15 (my birthday is coming up soon, guys!!!111!!!) so I don’t know what asstetic (sp???) or intoxissation means. how does getting drunk by the art of beauty make any sense? are you always under the influance (sp?!?) or something because i do not get drunk off something pretty. i get drunk off smirn-off && lemme just say, its clear so it isnt beautiful. your site is so stupid. i dont like it at all. OMGOSH okay calendars are SOO useless! even if they are linked to your blog entries, they are still SOOSOSOSOSO USELESS. i dun get why you have them.
Tiramisyu
9. tiramisyu? more like TIRAMIEWWWWW!!!11!! omg your site is SOO fat that I couldnt even crop it properly. like seriously? if i could i would put it on slim-fast, jenny craig, weight watchers, && on a treadmill. stop feeding doritos && hot dogs to your site. you seriously need to trim that shiz down. okay i really like that you can change the font colors but wth these are SUCH ugly colors. why is your font for your banner SO HUGE? my GODNESS you must seriously love huge things. everything else is nice though except for the fact that I cant get over how effin huge everything is. in conclusion: MAKE YOUR SITE A SALAD.
Pink-Ness
8. my favorite colour is pink but i dont like gossip girls. ew. that show is only about sex && drugs && stupid sluts who are filthy rich. what a stupid show. god. && you made a layout with the biggest sluts of the show. omg that is copyright infridgement!! did you know that? ugh. celebrity layouts. so creative. those pictures belong to whatever filthy channel that show is on && you shouldnt be making layouts using their whores. it is totally illegal. you will so get sued. but everything else is nice. but omg who the hell reads books? you have so many, i think you made them all up. the only books i have are j-14 && seventeen. wait mahbee they are magazines. whatever. it has pagess && words so its a book.
Skyline Illusions
7. your site name is soo stupd. wow the only way i will be able to read this is if i have NIGHT VISION googles or something. rainbows? that was so 2004. i was 11 in 2004 so i totally know what was in && not. i dont like these colors. they are soo bright it is blinding. again does skyline illusions even mean anything? i dont even get what this site name means. why do you have a cbox && a place to comment on your blogs? okay like i know ive been telling tiramisyu to put her site on a diet but i think you need to eat what that site is eating. imma shove cakes && hot dogs && 200 doritos chips at you. helloooo wake up its the 21st century. everyone has bigger screenz now. they can fit a bigger layout on their monitor. i rly like how you had a past layout that had a girl smoking. are you trying to premote smoking or something because that is so disgusting. wth. stop using celebrity graphics. THEY DONT BELONG TO YOU.
Dazzle Source
6. wow if i though tiramisyu’s site needed to go on a diet, i was so wrong because yours needs to go on an even bigger diet. you need to seriously trim your site down. my GODNESS. your site is so ridiculously huge. && it futures cloud && sun. clouds are so basic i remember making them in paint when i was 8. is this a joke? like taht waz soo hard to make. omg your background is seriously pissing me off.
Melancholy Smile
5. i had to look up melankoly because i dunt know what that means. but now i do. thanks urbandictionary.com<3! your site name doesnt make sense. honestly this time i mean it for realz. okay why would you be sad if you are smiling? why are you being so emo? this is the only site name that reflects the owner. sucks that you are so emo. you shouldnt be. but maybe you should be. another celebrity layout. ugh. need i say moar? Too maniez textures (ew @ the grain) + celebrity overload + ugly brushes = ABCDEFG!!!11!!
Black Stripes
4. megaspeed to base. megaspeed to base. we has a major overload of textures && celebrities && pink. oh noessss! we just hit scene wheore boobeisalkjl;sjda! we are CRAZHING!! downn!! *BOOM* if your site name is called black stripes why do you not has any blcak stripes on your site? this pink is soo blinding. ugh another scene whore on a banner. seriously, you are all gonna get sued. i heard that AP is soooooo pissed at all of your for taking their picz && using them for banners. ew. i can see down the scene whores shirt. grosss. she has bewbies && i know i dont because im only 15 so im so jealous. thats why i hate her.
&& holy cow you need to feeed your site some serious cake becauze it is sooo small. i cant see anything! i need a magnifying glass to read your font. but i dun like reading. MAKE YOUR FONT READABLE!11!
Urban Conspiracy
3. IM BLIIIINDZ!!!! 2 bright. enough said. p.s. maybe you should feed your site some hot dogs? i like stuffing my face wif hot dogs. so nummy.
Silent Atmosphere
2. your site name totally makez sense but it is kind of like stating a known fact. duh. the atmosfear is silent. it doesnt talk. actually sometimez i can talk to it. it lieks to talk to me && tells me that i am loved for all my flaws. oh it also tells me that it hates that you use TWO sidebars. get it threw ur head. TWO. SIDEBARS. DUN. WORK. STOP. TRYING. TO MAKE. IT. WERK. zomg. (drumroll pwease…)
Disjecta Membra
1. okay first impression: BEWBS. wowowowowowow like little kids dont get exposed to enough porn on the webs, you have to put some sort of ugly fat woman on your banner with her breastieses hanging out like hanging grapes on a vein. god i have to close this really fast b4 my mum comes in && tells me to stop masturbatin’ to boobies. that icon of yours is soo fraeky i want to scream. && is your site name even in engrish? it sounds like disgusting membrane. i just learned what a membrain was in life science today. i dont believe in evorsolution so the teachers told me that i couldnt be in biology. anywai i hate that you offer reviews. that bugs me soooooo much.
Special thanks to Sabryna (who made the layout for MEGASPEED.COM) & Spencer. 
It was difficult for me to incorrectly spell words but there it is. All for the lulz. This blog = SATIRE. DUN TAKE DIS SERIOUSLY. OR I WILL EAT YOU. OM NOM NOM NOM.
100 Comments on “All For The Lulz”
I enjoyed this thoroughly! I like how some people actually did this for real (http://superush.com) LOL. I read that about two or three days ago. That girl needs a life.
Please make one that’s 10 things that piss you off, based on this.
Tiff, you mean bitch – you made my site puke and go emo – IT WONT EAT THE DORRITOS AND HOT DOGS ANYMORE, I THINK IT’S TURNING WEBOREXIC!
why be hating for!!!
This is a great idea HAHA. I’m laughing at it lol. This girl: http://superush.com/archives/175 inserted my previous site. SHE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE. she thinks her site is perfect but last time I saw her site SHE USED A PREMADE. *lol*
If I could I’ll give this blog…10/10. I will tell people to read this blog. This is cool!
i only use my shuffle when i go running or something
i like to see what song im listening to
even though the new shuffle ‘tells’ you what song, its kinda creepy haha
hehe nope everythings fine i sometimes think about school a lot when i go to sleep, maybe thats why im crying haha
LOL wooow i totally love how you type OM NOM NOM NOM NOM im reading all the comments people are leaving on her site D: seriously e-drama. sighh. great blog btw ahaha
LOL! xD Thanks for the laugh.
Haha, (for the last one) at first I was like bewbs?! What the heck are BEWBS?!
I still need to do that screenie thing, but I have to go skating with a friend soon. Though I just woke up. … Weird that I’m being invited. She’s probably only asking me cause everyone else was busy. o__O;; But yeah, I hope I don’t slip and fall and die. 
OMFG TIFF YOU ARE FREAKING AWESOME FOR DOING THIS.
I saw the original blog that I’m guessing you’re making fun of (Nikki’s?) and thought it was absolutely ridiculous. I hate when people go around judging sites just because theirs is different.
WE DON’T ALL WANT OUR SITES TO LOOK THE SAME, PEOPLE. Gosh. This was so fun to read, and I love how you wrote it (with the misspelled words and the !!!11!!1)
I loved this: “omg your background is seriously pissing me off.”
You just became number one in my book for making me laugh today. BAHAHA.
and you know, the sad thing is that I think we’ve all actually gotten comments like this. I know I have “omg, you’re such a stupid effing biotch, I hate you and your site! Ok, so just stfu!”
yeah… these people do exist, which is really sad, but also lends for some great comic relief! Thanks for this blog, totally gave me a good chuckle
You made me laugh, a lot. You should so offer reviews like this, it’s hilarious. Pretty sad that there are actually some people who do this in a serious way. Haha.
‘How often do you masturbate??’ Please don’t say someone’s seriously asked this in their blog before. Disturbing.
xx
No you didn’t. No you didn’t lolololol lmborotf! No you didn’t. My site needs to lose some weight too lol.
Bitch Please! haha
Lovesss you. I can’t believe people actually do this for real. *dies*
I’m going to go and read other person’s blog now and laugh at highschool-ish behavior.
lolololol <3 I can only imagine how much effort it took to misspell words and use really ridiculous grammar.
When I first read this, I thought, “omg she hates people who hate on their blogs!” That would’ve made me really bad because I really feel the urge to write a rant blog about my roommate, haha.
I don’t even know most of these sites- but LOL i loved this. Great job. (:
I am tired to see stupid doritos and diets in her blog. Yes I saw Sabryna’s fake layout. It’s genius. She bashed other people’s layout but hers wasn’t fantastic nor amazing either.
I wish I could redo my exams, but my teacher said I can’t. I’ll study hard, promise hehe.
That’s hilarious! But I can’t believe that some people actually have no life and want to spend their time bashing other people’s sites and acting like they’re all mighty just because they can do that.
haha, lol. I love how you said I was so ‘emo’. lol.
Now I’m going to kill myself because of what you said -cries-
nahh, I feel honored you choose me to ‘bash’. =)
Geez Tiff, now because of what you said I’m going to have to take down my book list and just put up all the gossip mags that I read. The National Inquirer being my absolute fav. GAWD!! Now I won’t even seem smart.
I am so over typing. I just typed 20 pages of notes in size 10 font. *dies* They look really pretty though. Oddly enough its Genetics. Its kind of a continuation of the course I was telling you about. But not so much Genetics as that one. Just as dry though. lol. Loves SNORPs!!!
I keep reading your blog over and over I think its absolutely hilarious. I’m like ughhh dry genetics. Oh I’ll read Tiff’s blog again. It’s keeping me happy at the moment haha.
Loves Brange’s genes. Wish I could buy them. lol.
I totally had what I wanted to get done, well done. I said I’d type of 5 lectures tonight and I did. So goal accomplished.
I’m so confused by your comment by the way so I’m actually going to tell you specifically what I was studying but I don’t know if that’s what you meant :p I was studying transporters in cells and signals to tell them where to be transported and like the genes and proteins that do that stuff. And Ion pumps. Digging the F-type. Loves Electron Transport Chain.
Alrightt going to bed lol.
Anyone else as confused as I am? Darn! I wasn’t included…. lol
LOOOOOLLLL @ PLZ QUIT LIFE.
After rereading the original blog, reading this is a whole lot funnier. Especially the thing about doritos and megaspeed to base thing. I actually looked up megaspeed in the URL cause I thought it was an actual site. XD Then I realized it was a play on the name. *doh*
Lmfao, the blog was slightly disturbing. xD
It’d be funny if she read this. *whistles innocently*
LOL, I see you added that note at the top. XD
I keep chuckling at all the similarities.
Selfish yes, but can you blame me? I mean I believe that there’s a heaven and a hell so when I die, there’s something after. I know you stated you don’t but that plays into it. I believe everyone will be judged and everyone will get what they deserve. Like I said in my blog, I know that its a bit extreme and I don’t think like that most days but some days it just gets overwhelming like the amount of good people are just dwindling away. I know its’ depressing and emo like but I don’t see it as irrational at all. I just see it as hormones racing and me getting a little fed up with the stories I see everyday about some new idiot helping to destroy other people’s lives. i understand completely where youre coming from though.
I feel pretty lucky that I get to see her again this week. Hopefully I’ll be seeing her regularly cause I really like her.
& Yeah, I think makes more sense that it’s at the top now.
Anyway I want to see the fake layout again but I can’t find the link…? Hmm.
Do you see the latest comment of the original blog that said about junkfood, it was from my offline friend. :p
Boys are stupid anyways. You don’t want a boyfriend, they give you cooties o_o
HOLY CRAP. How did I miss the fake layout? LOL I did not even notice that link. That was definitely the best part of the whole thing. This is just… awesome.
Yeah, I remember seeing hers and was like in shock because most of those were sites I visit and have always liked. So I was like “HUH?” And then I noticed that her layout was PREMADE.
It’s not a paper actually. It’s notes for my exam. lol. I’m studyinggg. I’m up to 27 pages now. *dies* That’s how I study though I write shit out. lol. I’m totally failing this exam tomorrow. There is sooo much stuff to remember. I am terrified.
haha this was an awesome blog. I enjoyed it so much =]
yeah my whole music folder wont fit into my 4fb nano D:
so i have to choose my fav songs onto it ahahah
and leave out the ones i dont really listen to
yeah actually, this blog kinda reminded me of this other girls website, not sure if we’re on the same track but i was like WOOOOOOW…. when i read that blog because i dont even want to start to think how much that couldve hurt that girls feeling. like seriously, if someone didnt ask for a review, dont give it to them D: keep opinions to yourself. sighhh
haha thanks
and yeh Im legal its wayy crazy xD
http://superush.com/archives/222#comments
This is just sad.
*headdesk*
…
*headdesks some more*
Lmfao, seriously… It’s so hypocritical.
“i like how she tells everyone to grow up when she’s the one who blatantly bashed 10 random sites & claims she was trying to “help” people.”
Ugh, same. Those hate comments are only giving her a taste of her own medicine… And the helping people part is… A lie.
I bet if those anonymous commenters left in their link, she would have still reretaliated on her current blog.
Bleh, she seems so proud to have openly bashed. 
And Rev.iew.me is completely different…
Gah, fjojwwhwr.
I think the comment on that blog is just as sad as the blog itself.
I mean, it’s okay to bash sites on their blogs, but not right to comment back?
And it’s okay to bash sites, but it’s lame to change your style after being bashed?
” stop basing your ideas and your inspiration on what others want, you’re only succumbing to peer pressures. ”
TIFF, TELL ME HOW THAT MAKES SENSE!
The bashing is so people can change for the better, yet at the same time, we SHOULDN’T change?!
Wtf. :S :S
And how do they know those anonymous comments weren’t just constructive criticism? 
Holy poo, they’re gonna start charging in a few weeks. 
Damn you and your lies! I’m not making it up! lol. *wishing I was making it up*
I don’t know what a cytoplasmic plaque is and its really upsetting and wikipedia doesn’t have an article on it. And my book says nothing about it. I’m thinking my prof made it up. lol.
Hows life anyways? All I ever do is talk about myself haha.
“We are going to ask a small fee for each font as soon as we hit the 250K boundary, so act fast!”
But in another part of the site, they said in a few weeks… So it must be close to 250k!
I’m working on a new font cause of that. xP
Eep, so far that’s the only site I’ve found that let’s you make fonts for free! No, wait, actually there was this one other site, but you have to use this thingy thing that doesn’t allow hand written fonts. You have to use this thing. o_o I probably have the link saved somewhere…
You should use yourfonts while it’s free! :o
I think your website is hot! How have you been? last time I tried to visit your website, it was down . happy its back up!
hope all is well
My site went on a little diet.
It’s wideness was bugging me a lot. o_o Especially when reading. I fed it some salad. XD
Hehe xD
*random question* What time is it over there? o.o It’s 2:46am here.
Awww ok.
So that comment inspired you? lol. I’ve seen the comment to. insanely funny :p
Haha, yes. Awesome idea. You’re sure to find a super rich hot doctor guy there.
That girl really needs a life! You’re very bitchy if you do something like that. Everyone has their own taste and if she doesnt like that you dont have to say someone site’s ugly. Mygoodness what a bitch
Alright, I feel really really stupid because I had to read this post like, three times before I got it. It’s really quite sad… Kyrie had a brain fail. Once I got it, however, it was hilarious.
Viki rather than Niki. Oh that’s clever, this has been my favorite blog for ages actually. It’s made me laugh so much, go spelling errors and d1ssing peoplzzz sitez!!1!!!11!! Not. But still, it makes good blogging when you’re making Niki look even worse~ She’s the new Ashley (long story) who says bad things to create drama to get hits. PATHETICC.
Yep, North West England is where that vlog was recorded. I love London accents personally, I wish I had one. Yorkshire accents are cool too and Leeds fits in with that. Can you tell I am from up north, really? Haha, I never thought I had a distinct accent. :’)
Hmmm, I’ve only seen three layouts of yours I think since we’ve been affs. So I don’t even know what you like. Gosh.
I suggest purple though. WHAT IF you used some of your photography in your layout!! AND the colour purple.
That’s a pretty sick idea right there. lol.
I DIDN’T FAIL LIFE TODAY!!! haha. All those notes paid off.
lmao.
Nice, at first I was like thinking wtf?? Why is there so many spelling mistakes and why is she being so mean?? Then I re-read it
I changed your link as well!
Hehhhehe I love satire. That was quite hilarious to read.
E-drama. It’s crazy, this bitch just all of a sudden bashed me on my site and told me I was a grammar Nazi and……. *SHAKES FIST*
i had to reread it twice to get it haha, i as like whattt? haha then i realized haha im stupid :/ so yea someone i know did this to other sites and about 8/10 were on my affies list. idrc what people sites are, and she has no right to judge, its how YOU want it not them. it’s showing YOUR creative side not theres, and if all you have is paint, they should work it like someone with ps. lol
and yea everyone is better in the begining
I’ve noticed someone/some people are using the comment I left on Niki’s site as a piece of attack. Not taking sides in this specific comment, but please don’t quote my comments. Thanks.
For the writer, Tiff.
I must say I thought this was quite amusing as well, although I enjoyed Niki’s blog of bashing. I can’t exactly see why everyone’s getting so anal about it and I’m not. But I enjoy your satire here.
Btw, Tiff, did you jack this quote from me?
” i put the con in content.”
Just wondering.
ehh thanks i guess.
I had a feeling you would write someday about insulting comments on that blog.
To everyone who felt the slightest bit insulted-
Viki said that right. y’all need to grow up. if you’re so worried about what other people are saying about you, then i think you are the one with self esteem issues. the blog was referring to what VIKI thought was annoying to her. they’re HER guidelines. and nobody said you had to follow them. and btw, she didn’t ever say “my site is the best. everyone else’s site is trash because it doesn’t look like mine.” whatever the hell happened to freedom of speech? is it not granted that we CAN’T talk about what we think of someone else’s site because it will make them mad? a good fraction of site owners who get their sites reviewed come back bawling their eyes out because someone doesn’t like their site. so, they try to change it. changing it until it’s not even their style anymore. stop basing your ideas and your inspiration on what others want, you’re only succumbing to peer pressures. and if you think it’s a waste of time, well guess what, you writing about your day that we don’t always want to hear about might as well be an equal waste of time. and i don’t get why these anonymous people (among others) are being so damn anal. i’m not defending niki because she’s a friend or affiliate, but because i think she’s right and she does have the opportunity to express her opinions outright and straightforward. it was, in fact, decent CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. and if you can’t even handle that, i don’t know what tell you.
OMGOSH VIKI YOU ARE SO MEANN YOUR SUCH A BITCH!!!!111111111oneone111!!
and lyke for any genius that wood mock this blog: DONT QUOTE ME even tho i kno u want 2
*Is conceited, vain, and stupid.*
yeah its funny, but i didn’t know what to really say is all.
Oh my god, I think I just peed my pants.
Literally.
That made my day (night) right there.
It’s sad to think that people actually write those on PURPOSE, thinking that what their writing is actually useful XD
I give you your props, that was just hilarious and true (how they sound, not about the sites) at the same time!
Big time LULZ man, I totally want to rip up your post and CORRECT EVERYTHING! Hahaha I would have died too.
This bitch who called me a ‘grammar Nazi’ had bad grammar herself, and she left her email and told everyone to talk to her if they had a problem. But seriously, my visitors are smart asses and aren’t sad and lifeless enough to waste their time having a fight with someone who started e-drama. Poo!
That was a paid blog so I had no option but to write about the stupid file gadget, but I could write negative or positive comments. xD
I think that’s pretty hilarious that she didn’t think satire was a word.. HAHAHA pretty sad too. Poor child indeed. If you write another post like this I will laugh till I die. xD
LOL YES I TOTALLY SAW IT. I read it like five times because it was soooo hilarious. If something like that existed and was updated regularly I think I would develop an extremely weak bladder. X)
Okay I totally joined. I shall talk to all there *TEHEE*
That girl is such a f**cking bitch. Excuse my language.
ha ha, apparently her site’s down or something.
she needs a life. she’s probably doing this because she needs this attention or something. *SLUT*
Lol, this is hilarious ^_^
Some people do need to get a live!
lol you be surprised, lol.
So what was he there for?
Hey Tiff, what’s up?
Gah, I’m just starting on my hw now, and school starts on Monday. I have this project where I have to take my reflections off of shiny things… Got any ideas? I’m thinking of doorknob, spoon, faucet, other cutlery.
Thanks for the clarifications, Tiff. I enjoy your comments, because you are mature and responsible, and your answers are always well thought out.
I hope I can also clear this up. My post was specifically stated they were my guidelines, and I didn’t enforce them as rules so much. It was what annoyed me, and unlike Niki, I didn’t cite specific examples and sites to be ridiculed. In fact, a lot of the commentators who left a reply took some advice from what I wrote. I’m sorry you found my blog quite distasteful, and so did a few others. However, I most definitely did not say everyone had to follow my guidelines or else their site would be shunned out of my universe. I had purposefully striked out ‘insults’ to let everyone know that these were not insults, but criticism. I wrote that these were ‘michelle’s website don’ts’ – I specifically said they were mine. Not the rules of the internet. And, I did state at the end of the entry that I meant no offense to anybody, hence the idea that I didn’t name any specific sites. Of course, I don’t blame you. You are entitled to what you what to think of it. People like to blog about what they like and don’t like, among other things, and so I decided to write about it. I didn’t write it with the intention to cause any sort of e-drama – and I never try to get involved with any drama. What is annoying me is that people are dragging ME into this drama. I don’t want to be dragged in, simply put. I suppose everyone has a right to quote me, even if I don’t like it. I guess I can live with that. But I am just stating that I feel rather uncomfortable being dragged into all of this, since it honestly had nothing to do with me in the first place. By my “peer pressure” statement, I apologize for not being clear on that. What I meant, actually, was that people are being pressured by their visitors to sometimes (not always) put up the things they want to see. People ask their visitors, ‘what would you like to see?’ and whatever they want, they make. Not very many people place their designs on their site as a showcase anymore, but rather, do it for everyone else who they think will use it. (Sorry if I’m not coming off clear on that either…) I am aware my blogs are composed of quite a bit of ranting, and I am aware that I said a paradoxical statement which completely contrasted everything on my site. That would be a mistake on my part, and my apologies. I have a habit of not being very clear sometimes. Lastly, I do understand why people found the blog offensive. I left Niki that comment saying she didn’t need to feel so horrible for writing that but didn’t realize it would go too far. I’m not saying I loved the blog entirely, and in fact, I did find it rather insulting and mean at some points, and of course, there were parts I didn’t like. I’m no longer supporting anyone in such a dramatical situation wholeheartedly (nor do I ever).
I know this all just some disgusting e-drama, and it will die within a few days or a couple weeks or so. So I’m quite disappointed and frustrated right now, especially because I’m somewhat being dragged into this. I guess, though, that it’s my fault, since it looked like I asked for it. I guess I’ll have to take the blame. I hope you understand that. Good day to you too! (:
Not only is the blog itself rather hilarious, the dummy site “megaspeed” is as well. I bet a lot of people didn’t read that part. Funny stuff.
But, my opioion on this whole situation is that it’s your site… you do what you want with it. If you don’t give a shit about visitors then you blast your auto-playing music and show off your favorite celebrity. Fuck everybody else. BUT, if you want to have shit loads of visitors and don’t really want to put yourself into YOUR site then conform to what everyone else wants to see. 
Nice emotions by the way, lmao.
Heiii.
Have you read Niki’s new blog?
She apologizes.
i enjoy your commentz, becus u r mature and responsible nd your answers are always well thought out. NOT LYKE MINE LAWL.
ii hope ii can also clear this up. my poost was specifical stated they were mee guidelines, and ii didnt enforce them as rules sooo much. it was what annoyed me, and unlike niki, ii didnt cite specific examples and sites to be ridiculed (even tho urs wood be 1). in fact, a lot of the commmenters (lol WHO THE FUCK WOULD ACTUALLY SAY COMMENTATORS? I HATE IT WHEN PPL MESS DAT UP.) who left a reply took some advise from what ii wrote. ii’m sorry u finded my blog quite to be retarded, insulting, and trashy, and so did a few almost everyone else. however, ii love being trashy. so follow my guidelines or else ur site would be shunned out of my universe. ii had purposefully striked out ‘insults’ to let everyone know that these were not insults, but “criticism” – they wur insults. ii wrote that these were vichelle’s website donuts-ii specifical said they were mine and the rules of the internet. ii did state at the end of the entry that I meant no offense to anybody except bad sites. of course,ii blame u for being so sensitive. you are not entitled to what you what to think of it. ppl like to blog about what they like and donut like, among other things, and so ii decided to wroted about it. ii donut wroted it with the intention to cause any sort of e-drama (what a joke!) - and ii never try to get involved with any drama (i’m a liar, too). what is annoying me is that people are dragging ME into this drama (even tho i like it). ii donut want to be dragged in, simply put. ii suppose everyone has a right to quote me, even if I donut like it 0 even though i love it! ii guess ii can live with that. but ii am just stating that ii feel rather uncomfortable being dragged into all of this, since it honestly had nothing to do with me in the first place BUT I WANTED ATTENSHUN….
i wnat all the attenshun. i am vain and conceited and whatnot but act like i am better than everyone else. my site is better too. NEWS FUHLASH.
It’s really weird, she dumped her boyfriend because of that. Because of Edward Cullen. She dumped her boyfriend for someone who never exist. As long as I know her boyfriend treated her good. He’s actually nice–I’d like to have a boyfriend like that. But then after my friend read The Twilight Saga she kept comparing her boyfriend with Edward Cullen. I’ve told her that Edward never exist and blah, but one day after I told her that, she said if she broke up with him. What the…? When I asked her the reason, she said, “he’s not handsome. He’s handsome, I mean, but not as handsome as Edwardy. He’s nice, he treated me well, but not as well as my Edwardy baby. He can’t play piano as well as Edward. He can’t sing me a lullaby.” Lol. I thought she was kidding. But she told the truth. 
It’s okay if we love a fictional character. I do love Sherlock Holmes. But I guess don’t be too obsessed. I have a friend, she made a Twilight fan club in my country. I joined it. And I came to the meeting. She said if she will do anything to meet RobPatt (and she did! She watched the world premiere of Twilight in U.S.A). She’ll travel around the world to find any merchandises that related to Twilight and Edward Cullen. She didn’t lie. She brought the merchandises that she bought from: U.K, U.S.A, Australia…she spent her money just to buy Twilight merchandises. She doesn’t care if those merchandises are official or not.
-End of Twilight rants-
Yeah…and one of those anonymous is my best friend. Dum dum dum. She got angry when I told her about my site bashed, she got mad, she opened the site, and typed the comment. Wow.
She’s too immature I guess
My friend was sick to see stupid Doritos and hot dogs so she typed that. But oh well, she’s so kind.
Still, I have no idea why some people are agree with Niki. And why she involved Rev.iew.Me? Why don’t she open a Review section so she can critic other sites as harsh as she wants? And I didn’t see any sites that she knows or her affiliates in her 10 shit websites. She only bashed sites that she didn’t know.
I ALMOST DIDNT COMMENT BECAUSE IT TOOK A LOT OF SCROLLING TO GET DOWN HERE.
Lulz why must you remind me of what I have missed? I assume there was hilarious bitchery and whatnot.
A-ha. I agree with the word “bitches”. That’s the only word that suits e-drama provocateur.
Anyway, are you enjoying weekend? 8D
weekend is boring for me. well, yesterday I watched Confessions of a Shopaholic and it was good and funny. Now I’m searching for my friend’s CDs. I borrowed her Mika and Women CDs but now I lost it. She told me I have to bring it tomorrow
Yeah, I was looking at my Stats the other day, thanks for the hits you’ve sent me!
Thank you, for the comment on my layout too!
Ahaha that is truly amazing and well said, kudos.
Nice site you have here.. (;
tiff, you made me LOL . ahaha i love you girly
*cough* I saw some weird things.
I hope the results are accurate.
There are school counselors at my school, but I don’t think I’d like talking to them about my problems. Especially since I’ll see them in the hallways and stuff. I’d just think it’d be way too awkward.
I think I tried getting water reflections, but I couldn’t get any. >_> You know what I want? A super awesome camera! Probably something like yours. I love how it’s so much easier to get crisp details with them. In photography class, we get to use these big canon cameras sometimes, and the results are great. Except I still have to learn manual mode.
I want one for my birthday. @__@ Eep, I really hope I can get one.
best reviews i’ve ever read.
lmfao i love this
haha, yeah I noticed and I don’t mind, lol.
oh no, my emo demon is telling me to go cut myself now… XD
Ahhahaha. You are the Barack Obama of the internet.
I finally have enough hope to go back into reviewing thanks to this. lol.
Seriousl, you are hilarious.
if I changed it to Happy Smile then people might think I’m gay. o.O?
just because I’m emo doesn’t mean I’m a pansy!
why must everyone judge meeeee?
now I must go write poetry in my diary….
I must be emoooo.
I’m an emo kid, non-confroming as can be you’d be non-conforming to if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes
Cause emo is one step below tranvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don’t jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo.
haha, yeahhh
Thanks.. (; Wanna link?
LOLL-zz. It’s just sad that she was serious. Lolll I love the dog thing hahaha. And yeah, that kid was seriously about to get slapped.
Hahaha! That was amazing! I hate when I read blogs with that kind of stuff, and the writer is serious. I hate when people bash other people. But it was very funny! And you did very good using little kid typing ^_^ hehe But it’s sad that people actually write those and think they’re helping the site owners. Most of the sites that people bash are pretty good in my opinion anyways!
AHAHAHA. you hit them spot on. it’s always like that ‘why isn’t your layout corresponding with your site name’ ‘SMALLTEXT OMMGOMG’ or ‘OMGOMG porNOGRaphyYY!’
i laughed so hard by this :’D i wish someone at reviewme would come to your site to review right now. major e-drama would occur!
ohh by the way, i didn’t notice the new layout wow, it’s <i>beautiful</i>.
okay, i should think of everything i have to say before i press submit! i forgot to say that someone actually snitched on my layout now! i have mosh in my layout , and some of my commenters sent her a mail telling her that i used her photos… i was like ‘okaaay. mind your own business?’ :/
are you serious? what did they sayyyy? they just need to go get laid, man.
When I was reading this I was like OMG THIS IS SO HARSH. Then I realised it was just one big joke I was like… phew. heh. e-drama is so pointless. Ive seen a couple of sites myself, like the internet police and superush. lmao. They suck.
And awww, thankyou. Although I dont mind paying again if that helps you.
I think it was because my wordpress was very disorganized too, so i think that made it load slow, and look i deleted the WP by the domain name,, you should be happy lol. at least i think i did. and im glad i got it up too, when i was talking to yesterday i was doing it lol
and maybe i’ll go with her, but idk. Like i know i do not want rigrag or paradehosting, cause ben didn’t like either lol. So yea. and i dont really need that much space, i am not looking to spend that much lol
and i hate fakers, and everything idk.. it was just bothering me lol
and did you see if it was really that girl?
Hahaha someone actually took it seriously? Oh man! That just goes to show how many people skim over half a blog! LOL.
I bet you would get a huge response if you did reviews like that! It would be amazing! It would make my day whenever I read one
Yes, sadly, someone actually did take this seriously. I don’t know why people can’t read these days.
If you are reading this you are a creeper. Testing Testing.
Testing one more time. One More Time!
Why are you reading through all of my commentsss?
Okay, testing, one more time.
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