[Music:] “Sound the Alarm ” by Brightwood
[Novel:] Hunted by P.C. + Kristin Cast
This blog is supposed to be satirical & based off some RAGIN’ CAJUN blogs. This is dedicated to all of those who have ever been publicly bashed or criticized unfairly. We’re all sick of being victims of “holier-than-thou” snobs who have nothing better to do but start e-drama. Yes, you started e-drama. Your fault. What one person likes another may dislike & although everyone is entitled to [voice] their opinions, it is unspoken that all should practice common decency or courtesy. Being disrespectful just makes you look like a hateful hag.
YOU ALL SUCK, PLEASE QUIT LIFE, NOW.
hey guyz im not tryng to be mean im just tryng to help these people becose theyre sites are really reallyyyy bad. please save me the “OMGOSH VIKI YOU ARE SO MEANN YOUR SUCH A BITCH” becos its not like that. dont waist my time. look at my prutty layout. i knowz it is better than all of yorus. click here. the rest of you all suck, please quit life. you can never be as good as me. seiirously. i put the con in content.
10. ookay like wow. are you trying to blind everyone with your bright hues of blue or something? like seriously. like i dont even get what your site name means. does that even reflect your personality? does that even make any sense? i read what your site definition means because im only 15 (my birthday is coming up soon, guys!!!111!!!) so I don’t know what asstetic (sp???) or intoxissation means. how does getting drunk by the art of beauty make any sense? are you always under the influance (sp?!?) or something because i do not get drunk off something pretty. i get drunk off smirn-off && lemme just say, its clear so it isnt beautiful. your site is so stupid. i dont like it at all. OMGOSH okay calendars are SOO useless! even if they are linked to your blog entries, they are still SOOSOSOSOSO USELESS. i dun get why you have them.
9. tiramisyu? more like TIRAMIEWWWWW!!!11!! omg your site is SOO fat that I couldnt even crop it properly. like seriously? if i could i would put it on slim-fast, jenny craig, weight watchers, && on a treadmill. stop feeding doritos && hot dogs to your site. you seriously need to trim that shiz down. okay i really like that you can change the font colors but wth these are SUCH ugly colors. why is your font for your banner SO HUGE? my GODNESS you must seriously love huge things. everything else is nice though except for the fact that I cant get over how effin huge everything is. in conclusion: MAKE YOUR SITE A SALAD.
8. my favorite colour is pink but i dont like gossip girls. ew. that show is only about sex && drugs && stupid sluts who are filthy rich. what a stupid show. god. && you made a layout with the biggest sluts of the show. omg that is copyright infridgement!! did you know that? ugh. celebrity layouts. so creative. those pictures belong to whatever filthy channel that show is on && you shouldnt be making layouts using their whores. it is totally illegal. you will so get sued. but everything else is nice. but omg who the hell reads books? you have so many, i think you made them all up. the only books i have are j-14 && seventeen. wait mahbee they are magazines. whatever. it has pagess && words so its a book.
7. your site name is soo stupd. wow the only way i will be able to read this is if i have NIGHT VISION googles or something. rainbows? that was so 2004. i was 11 in 2004 so i totally know what was in && not. i dont like these colors. they are soo bright it is blinding. again does skyline illusions even mean anything? i dont even get what this site name means. why do you have a cbox && a place to comment on your blogs? okay like i know ive been telling tiramisyu to put her site on a diet but i think you need to eat what that site is eating. imma shove cakes && hot dogs && 200 doritos chips at you. helloooo wake up its the 21st century. everyone has bigger screenz now. they can fit a bigger layout on their monitor. i rly like how you had a past layout that had a girl smoking. are you trying to premote smoking or something because that is so disgusting. wth. stop using celebrity graphics. THEY DONT BELONG TO YOU.
6. wow if i though tiramisyu’s site needed to go on a diet, i was so wrong because yours needs to go on an even bigger diet. you need to seriously trim your site down. my GODNESS. your site is so ridiculously huge. && it futures cloud && sun. clouds are so basic i remember making them in paint when i was 8. is this a joke? like taht waz soo hard to make. omg your background is seriously pissing me off.
5. i had to look up melankoly because i dunt know what that means. but now i do. thanks urbandictionary.com<3! your site name doesnt make sense. honestly this time i mean it for realz. okay why would you be sad if you are smiling? why are you being so emo? this is the only site name that reflects the owner. sucks that you are so emo. you shouldnt be. but maybe you should be. another celebrity layout. ugh. need i say moar? Too maniez textures (ew @ the grain) + celebrity overload + ugly brushes = ABCDEFG!!!11!!
4. megaspeed to base. megaspeed to base. we has a major overload of textures && celebrities && pink. oh noessss! we just hit scene wheore boobeisalkjl;sjda! we are CRAZHING!! downn!! *BOOM* if your site name is called black stripes why do you not has any blcak stripes on your site? this pink is soo blinding. ugh another scene whore on a banner. seriously, you are all gonna get sued. i heard that AP is soooooo pissed at all of your for taking their picz && using them for banners. ew. i can see down the scene whores shirt. grosss. she has bewbies && i know i dont because im only 15 so im so jealous. thats why i hate her. && holy cow you need to feeed your site some serious cake becauze it is sooo small. i cant see anything! i need a magnifying glass to read your font. but i dun like reading. MAKE YOUR FONT READABLE!11!
3. IM BLIIIINDZ!!!! 2 bright. enough said. p.s. maybe you should feed your site some hot dogs? i like stuffing my face wif hot dogs. so nummy.
2. your site name totally makez sense but it is kind of like stating a known fact. duh. the atmosfear is silent. it doesnt talk. actually sometimez i can talk to it. it lieks to talk to me && tells me that i am loved for all my flaws. oh it also tells me that it hates that you use TWO sidebars. get it threw ur head. TWO. SIDEBARS. DUN. WORK. STOP. TRYING. TO MAKE. IT. WERK. zomg. (drumroll pwease…)
1. okay first impression: BEWBS. wowowowowowow like little kids dont get exposed to enough porn on the webs, you have to put some sort of ugly fat woman on your banner with her breastieses hanging out like hanging grapes on a vein. god i have to close this really fast b4 my mum comes in && tells me to stop masturbatin’ to boobies. that icon of yours is soo fraeky i want to scream. && is your site name even in engrish? it sounds like disgusting membrane. i just learned what a membrain was in life science today. i dont believe in evorsolution so the teachers told me that i couldnt be in biology. anywai i hate that you offer reviews. that bugs me soooooo much.
Special thanks to Sabryna (who made the layout for MEGASPEED.COM) & Spencer. It was difficult for me to incorrectly spell words but there it is. All for the lulz. This blog = SATIRE. DUN TAKE DIS SERIOUSLY. OR I WILL EAT YOU. OM NOM NOM NOM.